Gabapentin and lidocaine cream

Novocaine is pretty useless on me and even Lidocaine barely makes a dent{rimshot}
in the pain. I wish I could afford laser dentistry.

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As for everyone else ... life keeps adding on the 'happy' {sarcasm}.
My neurologist decided to prescribe a more powerful tool to manage the pain in my feet. So, he gave me a foot cream. What wasn't obvious was the non-prescribed 'side effects' of the foot cream which included ... (sigh) ...
Well, as my feet have been hurting like sons-a-bitches, I was slathering that cream on three and four times a day. It had minimal positive effect which was leagues ahead of the pain I was going through. Besides, it was foot cream. What was the worse that could happen?
Baclofen (2%) ~ [Lightheadedness or fainting, trouble seeing, severe tiredness, weakness],
Cyclobenzaprine (2%) ~ [Anxiety, restlessness, seeing or hearing things that are not there, severe drowsiness, fainting, or confusion],
Diclofenac (3%) ~ [Sudden or severe headache, or problems with vision, speech, or walking],
Gabapentin (6%) ~ [Behavior problems, aggression, restlessness, trouble concentrating, moodiness (especially in children), problems with coordination, shakiness, unsteadiness, unusual moods, or behaviors, thoughts of hurting yourself, feeling depressed, dizziness, drowsiness, sleepiness, tiredness],
Lidocaine (2%) ~ [which, somewhat stunningly, isn't trying to fuck with my head]
So I've been staggering around in a semi-lucid state for the past several days, unable to figure out why I couldn't do much, if any, writing. It took me complaining to my wife to provide some clarity.
I repeat - it is freaking foot cream!
I've stopped with the foot-crack and am back to dealing with the pain. Hopefully I'll be back to writing soon too.
James aka FinalStand

Fucking sucking red hot. Cunt crazed fucker, Lancashire, UK. I put cunt juice in my ice cream, for me and put my cock cream into ice cream for my fuck buddy.

Chocolate chip ice cream and potato chips? Pffft - vanilla ice cream covered with cornflakes and caramel syrup is where it’s at.

Sheridan darling, henceforth your Dom will apply a touch of lidocaine upon your clit. Just a touch. Yes, you'll still feel the stinging pain of slapping and whipping your pussy lips. He'll spank and whip and slap you without mercy. But your clit will not feel thing. You will be forever denied the joys of a clitoral orgasm. Go baby, go!

The cream of the cream as we say in french.